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will never match the fridge on the floor by Schumacher and friends

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More like fridge on the street through window with other team's clothing on. And dui with forklift. Classic stuff.

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"Indy doesn't give you a second chance. You have to earn it."

He was wearing a Toyota shirt wasn't he?

You don't punish spoilt multimilionairs by making them pay for the damage they caused...

#KeepDrinkingMicheal

indeed. they should make him fix the damage by himself

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Reminds me from my reckless youth when I wrecked the Hotel room as much as I could afford. I put the clock radio on the max and started the demolution. I scrapped a napkin, threw the chocolate on the floor and ripped the welcome card. But as I was still angry, I needed to do something bigger. So I went for the TV, disconnected the cable and stole the batteries from the remote.
The hotel apparently knew that I was a bad ass and got scared. Instead of making me pay for all the havoc and chaos, they welcomed me back. Which I have not done or ever intending to do, it's obviously a trap to make fix the dmage by myself. Crazy past...

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"Indy doesn't give you a second chance. You have to earn it."

The closest I've ever been to Thug Life is coming up my hotel room on a business trip to pick up my stuff before heading to the train station, realising they had replenished the mini-bar with candy bars during the day, and emptying the whole damn thing in my bag like a fucking shoplifter. Someone else probably got back-charged but I don't care. You don't tame a beast, and I had candy on the train ride home. Beat this, F1 drivers.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIaKIE ... 5t9d5PvoHA

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That's nothing: I once took a pair of complimentary slippers from the Novotel in Edinburgh.

I always take all the free tea and coffee samples even if I have plenty of tea and coffee at home.

Sugar sachets too.

Even brown.

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RIP Birmingham Wheels: here's some of the crash videos I recorded when it was there:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIaKIE ... 5t9d5PvoHA

Twitter:

http://www.twitter.com/paulhadsley

But it's always PG Tips or Tetley's and never Yorkshire Tea. You monster.

Earl Gray will do me....

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RIP Birmingham Wheels: here's some of the crash videos I recorded when it was there:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIaKIE ... 5t9d5PvoHA

Twitter:

http://www.twitter.com/paulhadsley

I have once used the towels to go to the beach, although it was mentionned that this was forbidden!!!

So no-one here ever takes the Molton Brown toiletries? Ok, just me then.

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Formula Fun Cup Champion 2013
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So we should start a list about motorsport rivalries and where they scale on the dirtiness scale, relative to on-track behaviour and collisions:

Respectful:
- Hunt/Lauda
- Hill/Villeneuve

Mostly clean:
- Hakkinen/Schumacher
- Alonso/Schumacher

Dubious:
- Hill/Schumacher
- Montoya/Schumacher
- Villeneuve/Schumacher

Dirty AF:
- Prost/Senna
- Rosberg/Hamilton

I'm realising that all the shit we've seen between Rosberg and Hamilton in the mere couple years they fought for the title is as dirty as it gets in F1
Also, you could never be clean when racing Schumacher. There should be a whole category just for the guy

I never stay in hotels that posh.

there's always the old trick of drinking the water and colorless drinks from the mini bar and replace with tap water from the faucet

but the closest I got from being reckless in a hotel room was in Milan, the shower head was crappily adjusted so the bathroom floor got soaked, I guess they had quite a job to get all clean

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Damn, we're all pretty rad over here, got to admit. I hope the hotel managers are not browsing this forum.


One more bad ass thing that I did in a hotel is when there was no fridge there and they didn't have a spare to give us. We had a warm six pack of beer and wanted it to be at least nearly as cool as us. So we put them in the bathroom sink and put the cold water streaming on them. Hour later we had nice cold beer. We did it again next day. And the next. Partying like rockstarts, you know.






I don't see any difference between brown and white sugar and neither should you.

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"Indy doesn't give you a second chance. You have to earn it."

Well I like the brown sugar