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Here comes Honey Boo Boo.

Three chicken tenders
Taters 'n gravy
I've thrown in a biscuit
And a big ol' cooooookie

When the tips of your nostrils are dry and cracking open.

Things that are better than NASCAR: Pretty much anything that's faster than Milka Duno.

Also, Milka Duno.

Smoking spice for the first time while working with high explosives (actually happened).

Gangrene

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"An idea whose time has come cannot be stopped by any army or any government"


3x TBKL rFactor Hillclimb champion

Having your leg mistaken for a tasty meal by a hungry wolf (also happened).

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"The track's wet, that's what I think about it. Fucking shit gets wet when it rains."
-Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Syphilis.

taking a shit on your breakfast table and dropping a heavy book on it (while the rest of the family eats)

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Sterling Marlin - " I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy.: After being wrecked by Greg Biffle

Enduring an Andy Milonakis stand-up without illicit drugs, alcohol, or the option to commit suicide.

Watching MTV while trying not to develop a brain aneurysm.

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Ducks Angels Sounders Spurs

Subscribing to PewDieDie on YouTube

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Ducks Angels Sounders Spurs

Dying, then being reincarnated as Courtney Love's diaphragm. Over and over again.

Working in a hoarders attic in the middle of summer while inhaling blown asbestos insulation.

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"The track's wet, that's what I think about it. Fucking shit gets wet when it rains."
-Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Being forced to listen to Pomplamoose while driving over the world's longest bridge

Pledging to DarkSydePhil's Patreon page only to be told to fuck off on Twitter.

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Ducks Angels Sounders Spurs

Actually, for that matter, throwing your money towards Patreon pledges or Kickstarter projects.

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Ducks Angels Sounders Spurs

Everything on 4chan

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"The track's wet, that's what I think about it. Fucking shit gets wet when it rains."
-Dale Earnhardt Jr.

A bottom split rookie street stock race.

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"The track's wet, that's what I think about it. Fucking shit gets wet when it rains."
-Dale Earnhardt Jr.