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"F1 announces 35-race schedule for 2018"
one week later...
"New Jersey, Indonesia, France, Qatar, Pakistan, Mexico, Egypt taken off 2018 calendar"

"DRS now activated by Twitter fan-vote"

"F1 to go all-electric in 2020"

"Villeneuve expresses interest in signing with Lotus - 'I've still got it,' 1997 WDC claims"

"Ferrari announced 'self-propelled' prototype F1 car - 'The car drives itself, and the driver doesn't need to do anything,' claims Domenicali"
one day later...
"Maldonado crashes 'self-propelled' Ferrari in the first turn of car's first test"

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"Ferrari signs defending IndyCar champion and two-time Indy 500 winner Takuma Sato in 4-year deal. Pastor Maldonado, Ferrari's current number 1 driver, is not looking forward to racing with the more well-respected Sato."

"Incident involving Ferrari engines cause massive retirements at Galapagos GP. 'McLaren is not running Ferrari engines anymore' claims Woking supremo Michael Andretti."

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Motorsports trend for 2024: everything is a bad taste joke now

"F1 follows NASCAR and implements Chase system"

"Daniil Kvyat comes out of the closet and becomes first openly homosexual F1 champion; Putin responds by revoking his Russion citizenship".

"F1 starts raising the rainbow flag whenever Kvyat finishes on the podium".

"Sebastian Vettel breaks 4 year winless drought in season finale in Bangkok; congratulates champion teammate Kvyat by kissing him on the podium".

3-time top 15 finisher in IndyCar, Sage Karam, to take over Lotus seat, replacing suspended race driver Rio Haryanto for the rest of the season.

"Davide isn't ready yet for F1", claims team director Eric Boullier, after being asked why he didn't put former GP2 champion and long time Lotus reserve driver, Davide Valsecchi, in the race seat.

Autosport contacted Valsecchi, but he refused to make any comment on the decision. "But I think it's time I start looking for other options in motorsport", claimed afterwards.

Is there something you are trying to tell us?

"Formula 1's US Grand Prix is set to move from the horribly mangled Road America (after 2 years of racing) to the recently revived San Jose street circuit (with two additional chicanes)."



And then in 2018:

"Formula 1's US Grand Prix is set to move from the San Jose street circuit (a surprising failure) to Talladega, where F1 will race on the oval, in the hopes of luring American fans back to F1 after the two previous failures."

Stoffel Vandoorne wins last ever Monaco Grand Prix. RIP Monaco GP.

Drivers are not happy with the changes made to the Spa track, especially the change of Eau Rouge and Blanchimont into 2nd gear corners makes most drivers unhappy.

"Hulkenberg loses seat to oligarch backed driver, considering return to Sauber."

"Breakthrough in nanotechnology extends Bernie Ecclestone's life indefinitely."

"Vettel takes his 74th consecutive victory"

"Team Putin (ex-Ferrari) with Daniil Kvyat takes pole position at Sochi"

"Kimi: 'I know what I'm doing', when asked about driving Mercedes W196 at Nordschelife with Kim Dotcom."

"Grosjean crashes after losing visibility by sneezing into canopy"

"Due to miscommunication, race wasn't red flagged immediately after the first drop of rain"

"FIA and WADA strips Danica Patrick's world championship title after proving steroid abuse: 'she went nuts literally', says Bernie Ecclestone"

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Motorsports trend for 2024: everything is a bad taste joke now

"Ralf Schumacher to start new F1 team in collaboration with BMW and Paul Stoddart. Nick Heidfeld may return as test driver with Yuji Ide and Max Chilton as race drivers."

"Craig Pollock announces return to F1, forming new team with Jaques Villeneuve as lead driver. Publicly announces team will win first race"

If you replaced Ide with Sutil and that the team colours would be flaming pink it would be more realistic

"Sakon Yamamoto to partner Max Chilton at Marussia - Team insists its not about money"

"Bernie Ecclestone has reached an agreement with the Somalian government to hold a street race at night in the capital city of Mogadishu on a 5.7 km, 31 turn course. Drivers are apprehensive yet optimistic at the unique opportunity of bringing F1 to a new market. The race will be held in early April."

"Teams admit fault in GP tyre failures: tyremaker's setup guidelines ignored"

"FOM CEO Petra Ecclestone to sing at every podium ceremony"

"Teams agree to budget cap for 2018"

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"F1 announces trial of rolling starts at some races"

"Drivers agree to a return of a gear stick"