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Fresh from a return to the Tricky Triangle, the IndyCar stars head up north to Bizarro World, where chanting CENA SUCKS are common, people yelling SEXUAL CHOCOLATE is normal, no one cares about the Divas division, crowd humming Fandango's theme in unison because Bizarro World, and people not giving a rat's ass about Sheamus and Randy Orton!

Oh, and there's a doubleheader this weekend, featuring a standing start, where nothing could go wrong, right?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight????


1.775-mile temporary street course
85 laps

Full track schedule (all times Eastern)

TV Schedule (all times Eastern)
Race 1 - Saturday 3:00 on NBC Sports Network
Race 2 - Sunday 3:00 on NBC Sports Network

Also featuring Indy Lights, Pro Mazda, USF2000, Pirelli World Challenge, Acura Sports Car Challenge, and Stadium Super Trucks.

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4 will stall on the grid, we'll get a FCC, and it'll be like a rolling start, with just less laps to go...

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"Every day on Memorial weekend, comes the chance to cross these bricks, and live forever. No votes, no politics, no thanks to the Academy. Nothing. Just driver, machine, and pursuit of immortality"

Should be some good entertainment watching the first ever standing start in Tony George IndyCar history.

The standing start is for both races or only one ?

Random Stadium Super Truck race is random.

And with sheer irony, two of those stalled cars will be Sato and Bourdais.

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Gonna need more than rain tires..
https://vine.co/v/h7epvwWb21X

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3x TBKL rFactor Hillclimb champion

wat

It looks like they could hold a jet sprint boat event on Lakeshore Blvd right now.

Massa would love that.

fuck it let em do a standing start in that. espn might talk about the race for more than 5 seconds for once haha

Now their coverage is done, I wouldn't expect a word on SportsCenter till May

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"Every day on Memorial weekend, comes the chance to cross these bricks, and live forever. No votes, no politics, no thanks to the Academy. Nothing. Just driver, machine, and pursuit of immortality"

jetski races

For once you don't need Nick Heidfeld, Mark Webber or Charlie Whiting to tell that it's undrivable.

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Even if the water does clear by this weekend, there is going to be a lot of silt and crap left on the track, it's certainly going to be a very green surface

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3x TBKL rFactor Hillclimb champion

Apparently it's fine?
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/07/09/ho ... -unscathed

Also, Paul Tracy has a ride for this weekend

Similar conditions to Surfers 2002 then....expect 3 flips!

I'm not worried by the standing start. All the trouble here happens in turn 3 anyway so a standing start or rolling start changes nothing when they all pile in there.

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I already know that I will completely forget about the race tomorrow.

I'm going to try and remember the race but I might be attending a wine tasting so I'll just set up the DVR when I get home later just to be safe.

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