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There's a toilet in Taihape, the first one you come to. You've really got to go and you've been stuck behind cattle trucks on a hot summer's day going 20 km/h under the speed limit. You race to the bathroom, it's vacant. You close the door. There's no light. The toilet does not have any lights inside. The turtle is beginning to rear its ugly head. You can't even see if there's toilet paper. Your only chance is to leave the bathroom door ajar and hope nobody comes by to use the bathroom while you're in it. This is better than NASCAR.

a holiday in cambodia

Talking everyone's favorite deluded Russian about Russian politics.

Being forced against your will to watch an Adam Sandler movie marathon.

Listening to a telemarketing call in full.

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Having to undergo a nephrectomy where the cancer on your kidney is so big, they have to make a 13-inch, chevron shaped incision across your abdomen to get all of it. Then, you have to undergo months of therapy, a crippling narcotic addiction, subsequent narcotic withdrawal, chronic pain, and alcoholism to deal with it all.

Still better than NASCAR.

I feel like this thread should have been called "Things that aren't better than NASCAR". Instead of having a topic six pages long, it would be like 2 posts at the most

F1 isn't better

As of today, F1 is better than NASCAR.

Comparing Formula One to NASCAR is like comparing rounders to baseball.

A more appropriate analogy would be...

F1 : NASCAR :: Moderate Diarrhea : Crippling Diarrhea

Things that are better than NASCAR...

Watching two girls, one cup.

Corrected

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You're quick to look up this thread and quote my post

Still it isn't fair as Nascar can't really run in the rain , except at the Glen.

Milka Duno

This is one of the funniest things I have read in my entire life.

A Portuguese insurance company was surprised that a worker had suffered many fractures in a particular accident and requested that it clearly justify what had happened. They say that the fact is true and that this narrative was obtained by copying the files of such insurance company involved.

Excellencies. Gentlemen,

In response to your kind request for additional information, clarify that in the question number 3 of sinister communication mentioned "be trying to do all the work yourself" as the cause of my accident. In your letter you ask me a more detailed explanation, and I trust the following details will be sufficient:

I am a bricklayer and at the day of the accident I was working alone on a roof of a building of 6 (six) floors. To finish my work, I found that was left 250 kg of bricks. Instead of bring them down by hand (which would be a blunder), I decided to put them in a barrel, and with the help of a pulley, which was fortunately fixed at one side of the building (more precisely in the sixth floor), down it to the ground.

I went down to the ground, tied a barrel with a rope and climbed to the sixth floor, where the someone pulled up by placing the bricks inside. Then returned to the ground, untied the rope and held it tightly so that the bricks (250kg) descend slowly.

Surprisingly, I felt a violent elevation of the ground, and losing my characteristic presence of mind, I forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I was lifted off the ground at high speed...







Near the third floor I ran into the barrel coming down. What shall therefore explain the skull fractures and clavicles.




Continued to rise at a slightly slower speed, only stopping when my fingers were stuck in the pulley. Fortunately, at that time already had regained my presence of mind and was able, despite severe pain, grab the rope. Simultaneously, however, the barrel of bricks dropped to the ground, based on its background. Without the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 25kg...











As you can imagine I began to fall sharply, clutching the rope, and next to the third floor, who I met? Now therefore the barrel coming up. Fractures of the ankles and the lacerations of the legs are explained.








Fortunately, by reducing the speed of my descent, came minimize my injuries when I fell on top of the bricks below, because fortunately only three fractured vertebrae.








However, I regret to inform you that there was still worsening of the accident, because when I was lying on the bricks was unable to get up, but was finally able to release the rope...











The problem is that the barrel, which weighed more than the rope came down and fell on top of me, fracturing my legs.








I hope to have provided the additional information that had been requested me. Furthermore, it clarifies that this report was written by my nurse, as my fingers still retain the shape of the pulley.




This great day at the job is better than Nascar