Chase Race #6
It's gonna be a doge day afternoon in the state of Alabama when the top doges (and female doge) of the Sprint Cup Series take on the insanity-fueled, blue balls-inducing asylum of motorsports that is DEGA. Brad Keselowski has a bounty on his head after driving Denny Hamlin, Tony Stewart, and Matt Kenseth barking mad after Charlotte, the latter of which performed a backstage run-in that would make Stone Cold proud. And after pissing off the three guys you probably shouldn't get on their bad sides, it's questionable whether he'll even make it out alive next week.
Shockingly, that could be the least of Brad's worries. He, Jimmie Johnson, and Dale Jr. are still FUBAR when it comes to making it into the Chase on points, and with this being an elimination race, a win may be their only hope to make it into the next round. Matt Kenseth sits just one point out of a Chase spot, and nobody from 3rd on back is locked in.
Which 8 drivers will be the hot doges of the "Eliminator Round"? Which 4 outsiders will be taken out back and shot like Ol' Yeller? Will Keselowski literally get taken out back and shot like Ol' Yeller? Will we get some flipperz? Will the finish be the doge's bollocks? And what sorcery will curse us all when the Dogecar makes it's triumphant return to DEGA? Only one meme-appropriate word can describe this madness:
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