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I've got a dinner, yayy! First dinner since yesterday!

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got Brazil for the wc

About the talk, I have 4 motorsport groups on whatsapp, they put more than 3K messages per-week combined.

Is it a good time to vent and say how much I loathe the NASCAR business model.

I'm guessing no Robbie in the 15 this weekend then

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Robby I by no means am a professional race car driver but I have several decades of experience paying for magazine subscriptions and here's my advice on how to win over team owners.

Start by having some sort of quirky talent besides driving race cars. Morgan Shepherd knows how to roller skate, Robert Richardson is a former collegiate quarterback, Steven Wallace I'm pretty sure liked to burn ants with a magnifying glass. My idea is that you bring back sweet hacky sack tricks and do them on pit road during rain delays.

Next, get a stupid haircut and a pair of tactical Oakley's. You'll win over the teenagers with the haircut and all the guys who never signed up for the military but have a story along the lines of "I would have signed up but I was trying to get a certificate in private security at the community college at the time".

After that, tell everyone your favorite music is hip hop. You don't even have to like it, you can tell Claire B. Lang that you love Coolio and Chingy on her call in show and the people that want NASCAR to cross over to urban markets will eat that shit up.

Finally, see if you can do a series of REAL funny instagram videos with Garrett Smithly. Maybe in the first video, you and Garrett eat a Primanti Brothers sandwich and make faces while doing it. Second video? put together a desk from Ikea together and end up having a fake fight. Third video? Harlem Shake while wearing a Minions shirt. That'll get all the mom's out there rolling on the ground with laughter.

You do all this stuff and pretty soon we'll all be saying "Jimmie who?"

In one of Jordan Anderson's Instagram stories you could see the #15 truck with "Barnhill" in the back window, so I think you would be correct in that guess.

It sucks because Gateway is my home track (can't go because of working evenings this weekend) and I was at least looking forward to having you in my neck of the woods.

Oh I bet there's a story here, but whether Robbie is able to tell it is a whole other one.

Hang in there Robby.

Percentage of the messages being worthwhile over/under 5?

Otherwise known as 'The Gaulding Model'

*I have no idea if Gray Gauling actually does any of these things, he just seems like a real d-bag that probably would, and it might be a good explanation why the fuck he's still relevant. Plus, 'The Gaulding Model' sounded kinda catchy for a snarky reply.

Holy fucking shit this post

marc hittin dingers again

Hope you jump over to another team soon Rob!

This sucks.

Honestly, Robby, you were the only reason I watched the Truck series. I hope you can get a ride sometime soon.

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Atlanta United FC | Cincinnati Reds | Atlanta Falcons | Tennessee Titans

I got another idea, Robby you need to hit on female NASCAR personalities on Twitter.

You know it's sad when there's two pages in a NASCAR thread and not a single one is about a race that is going on now.

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That little fuckwad Rhodes is the worst.

Justin Hayley gets his first Truck Series win.

Another pretty decent truck race. Gateway always confuses the shit out of everyone and they all drive like assholes. It's fucking awesome. gj Justin 'JJ Yeley' Haley