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Australia must be postponed, too fire-y

Bahrain must be Postponed-probably more civil unrest

China too virus-y

Vietnam, too close to china-y

Dutch-Too many orange army expected, Cancelled due to expected crush/no-one being able to get near the track due to queues

Spanish-They found out there's no Alonso so cancel the race in favour of Moto GP

Monaco-Probably Flooded

Baku-too many furious football fans still smashing the place up they couldn't get to the champions league final (bit niche...)

Canada-Probably still under snow

French-the lines denoting the track get burnt off in the sun so now its just a bit of tarmac in the middle of nowhere

Austria-Too many Dutch expected to emigrate for Max. Cancelled due to crush expected

Britain-Brexit means no foreigners allowed in so not enough personnel for race

Germany-Rained 2 years in a row so already cancelled in fury by the FIA for allowing a wet race to happen

Hungary-A Fool once ran across the course, a RAVING LUNATIC, so banned for crowd control reasons

Belgium: fell out with the FIA again over monies. Not 2003, 2005 or 2020

Italy: Too many tifosi expected due to Sebastien Vettel world championship favourite 2020. Cancelled to prevent crush

Japan-Too Close to China

Singapore-Ditto

Russian GP-Putin Spambots remind you that this race already happened and great leader Danil Kvyat won on the line from Vitaly Petrov

United States: Election time in the US, all sports events cancelled until Great Leader Trump's 2nd term in office is confirmed

Mexico: Probable Earthquake here too

Brazil: One person gets robbed on the way to the track on Thursday. FIA cancel the event due to the high danger of this happening in Brazil, as no-one has ever had a crime committed on them at any other Grand Prix in history.

Abu-Dhabi. No-one cares if this race takes place or not. Hulkenburg is still there now, hanging like a cow

2020: Best season.

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so by this logic Kvyat will be world champion

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No, that North Korean dude that gloriously won all races, just like he has done for the past 10 years, bringing shame to big Western capitalist companies like Mercedes and Ferrari. Honda always second, but 3 minutes behind.

you guys were right about that bridge

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wait, is this real?? I would love to see/read some reports on F1 from North Korea.

The Mark Plourde website always cracked me up!

I don't know, but don't they always win all Gold Medals on the Olympics, with China second and Russia third? And the USA never win a thing. And they always win the WC Football.
I don't know if that is what they actually say in the media in North Korea, the fake news could be fake news.

in 2010 WC they made the newscast as if they had defeated Brazil on the first match. it was hilarious the match report

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Vietnam next to be scrapped?

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/mcla ... m/4684741/

switch to a non points race at Imola

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That would be sooooo funny!

Hey, I got one right...

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That race will still happen

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Did the new McLaren get stuck in bubble gum and get a bit stretched? Hope it is just the paint job that makes it look like it and it goes better than it looks.

lol new Alfa Romeo has an Alfa vent shaped air intake at front of nose

they are doing that since the 70's haha

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One of the best things about F1 is to follow the aero development trought Motorsport.com articles. Look at the attention to detail from this picture:



And these 2 articles about the car:

What's behind Mercedes' extreme new sidepods
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/merc ... s/4685182/

Mercedes explains how W11 design tackles cooling issues
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/merc ... e/4685459/

At least 0.7 sec ahead in Melbourne.

It feels like the stepped noses are making a final bid for freedom before the brand new 2021 rules

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These cars remind me of 2008. All out attack of fuglyness before the big change. From what I have seen so far they truly look hideous. They are ALMOST on par with the dick noses in my opinion.

2020 Line-up so far: