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All I know is THANK GOD nascar paved more of the infield so frightening crashes stop happening.

Well the new safety renovations they made did their job, that's for sure. Someone hit the inside wall and they didn't crush their legs.

Good job, Nascar

No body died and three spectators got to keep race use parts that usually could be found on eBay $150.

Nascar is revolutionary in fan interaction

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I hear at dega they're going to have a cross section of the human body fans can go up to and touch.

Don't forget though, this caution is brought to you by some sort of phone company and maxi pads. When the blood flows, know it can be kept under control.

Also we gotta get this thread to 100 pages. Let's discuss how the grass is really dangerous.

It's dangerous because it destroys splitters, the most valued and precious equipment in the garage area.

Oh shit shit, grass is a scary mug

You know what else is scary about grass, if you do grass you're going to kill your best friend.

I remember when I was a child, I would pick blades of grass. One day I picked a particular blade of grass, and it cut the shit out of me, FAR worse than a paper cut. That was the last time I picked grass blades.

There was this one time when I was in 2nd grade, me and my friends were playing whiffleball. My friend Layne hit pop up to left field. I dove to catch it, but missed. After I picked myself up, I was horrified to find that I had grass stains all over my Darrell Waltrip "THINK FAST" t-shirt. It was my favorite shirt. That was the last time I played whiffleball.

It's good a thing no one ever got hurt picking paint

Except for that one guy from Florida that put his dick in a can of behr. Fuck, that guy LITERALLY had blue balls.

Okay see one time my friend Randy Beeman's dog ate grass and came into the house and threw up all the grass on his mom's Afghan rug. Okay bye.

My favorite part of racing is when dirk digger in the flex seal ford has an amazing save keeping his car off the infield super stretch wall and is able to secure his 29th place finish.

Anyone can win a race but that TAKES SKILL.

When I was little, my parent's and teachers always told me that I lived in the bluegrass state. After I learned colors, I found out they had been lying the whole time. That was the last time I trusted authority figures.

jet fuel can't melt steal beems?

I live in a brunette grass life. Basically after every top 30 TBKOC finish I go face deep into some bush.